PRINTThe good, the bad & the ugly
September 4, 2008 | 12:00 a.m. CST
The good
Big Baby born in Barranquilla!
Doctors delivered a 13-pounder in Barranquilla, Colombia on Aug. 31. Baby Angelly is the local clinic’s largest infant. The newborn’s size is nearly double the average birth weight. Both the baby and mom are in stable condition. We would talk to the doctor about stretch mark treatments.
The bad
Two-headed turtle taken!
A New York animal shelter’s rare mascot was stolen after it was on display for two weeks. The two-headed reptile was originally owned by a man in Florida unable to care for it. Concerned customers raised a $1,000 reward for its safe return. Maybe if they put their heads together, this crime can be solved.
The ugly
Palin’s pregnancy proclamation!
Sen. John McCain’s running mate, Sarah Palin, announced her 17-year-old daughter is five months pregnant. A campaign statement said that Bristol Palin will keep her baby, which is due in December, and marry the child’s 18-year-old father. We’re sure that (forced) marriage will last.
